The Finer Points of Learning

I attended my team's clinic yesterday. As our team specialise in colorectal surgery, a majority of our cases seen were bum cases.

I arrived early and managed to clerk a new case which had to be presented to my specialist later on. A colleague of mine was already tagging the specialist in his clinic when I arrived. They were seeing this patient with haemorrhoids, and was already examining the patient behind the screen. I joined them after obtaining permission, and the scene that greeted me was really quite hilarious.

The patient was on the examination couch, lying on his left, legs bent to allow optimum exposure of his rear end.
My specialist had already inserted the proctoscope, but very strangely, he was looking away from the patient and looked as if he just licked bile.
My colleague was standing at the foot of the couch, giggling silently.
There was a strange smell within the cubicle.

I think my specialist took a blow in his face. (LOLOLOL)

I took a peek into the proctoscope, and saw some faecal material within the proctoscope. Looked like the patient did not answer nature's call that morning.

To cut a long story short, the patient underwent a rubber banding for his haemorrhoids.

I learned that we cannot be too enthusiastic when doing a proctoscopy... Do not stand so close when removing the probe, and be careful of noxious gases.

To all those who will not be peeking into other's bums in future, remember to empty your bowels before seeing a bum doctor.